Hi there! I’m Hayley. I used to dream of being Martha Stewart, but I soon realized I’d never be cool enough to be friends with Snoop Dogg. I’ve humbly accepted my life sans homemaking empire, and mostly do my cooking, baking, and crafting for fun. I’m originally from the Midwest (can’t you detect my lack of accent through text?), currently living in DC, which was most definitely not built on a swamp.
This is Dame Maggie Smith. She mostly gets in the way of whatever I’m doing, and needs to be on someone’s lap at all times. She also doesn’t like wearing hats or sweaters. Go figure.